In a desperate attempt to build my vocabulary and project a self-image completely opposite of being gauche (not that I am…I would hope), I have been fervently reading, like a fiend at literature, since I got home from school.

Perhaps this is a harbinger for more eloquent papers during the upcoming school year? A tangible treasure, sans gilt? A demarcation of A’s and A-’s? A+’s and A’s, if I dare?

Sadly, and most likely, I’ll inadvertently just sound pretentious and ungainly…as if I’m braying rather than talking, like now.

Ahaha I sound ridiculous…I promise I’ll become better with practice! (: